Reporters
Jon
Karl
Terry
Moran
Guests:
Donald
Trump
Sen.
Marco Rubio
(R-FL)
Stephanopoulos:
OMG Donald
Trump
is a racist! Who knew?
Karl:
Donald Trump said we need
a
question about getting rid of Muslims
Christie:
Trump is weak!
Trump:
I don't have to defend the President!
Karl:
28% of Republicans think Obama
wasn't
born in America and although
half them think
he was born in Hawaii
Karl:
you were wrong about
where
Obama was born
Trump:
but lying made me popular
so
it was the right thing to do
Stephanopoulos:
you're less popular
than
your were before
Trump:
yes but polls may come out
soon
which say I am more popular
Stephanopoulos:
was Obama born in America?
Trump:
that's old new
Stephanopoulos:
yes or no
Trump:
I don't talk about it
Stephanopoulos:
sure you do
Trump:
would Obama defend me?
No!
So who's the real victim here? Me!
Trump:
someone said my tweets are awesome
Stephanopoulos:
but you used to
be
obsessed over Obama's birth
Trump:
I never raised the issue
Stephanopoulos:
yes you did
– many many times
Trump:
no I never did – you were
obsessed
with his birth not me
Stephanopoulos:
sir
that is a lie
Trump:
so what – by the rules of the
media
you can't point that because
that
would be biased so I win
Stephanopoulos:
are Muslims a problem?
Trump:
Muslims are worse than
Swedish people
Stephanopoulos:
what
about Swedish Muslims?
Trump:
like the Borg?
Stephanopoulos:
what is the problem
with
Muslims in America?
Trump:
certainly Muslims are a problem
Stephanopoulos:
Trump:
there are many fabulous ones
but
muslims are basically terrorists
Stephanopoulos:
Trump:
I don't care about saying
the right thing
Stephanopoulos:
clearly
Stephanopoulos:
what exactly
is
the problem with Muslims?
Trump:
most are fabulous but the
Muslims I
know think muslims around
the world are bad
Stephanopoulos:
Putin is in Syria
Trump:
Obama is weak and no one
fears
America anymore because
we're
selling our militarily bases
Stephanopoulos:
so what do we do about it?
Trump:
a lot of people loved
my
answers in the debate
Stephanopoulos:
how do you get
Putin out of Syria?
Trump:
we would get along like best friends
Stephanopoulos:
so because you best
buddies
he withdraws from Syria?
Trump:
no it's called respect
Stephanopoulos:
I see
Trump:
we're fighting ISIS which
is great for Assad
Stephanopoulos:
so Assad would
pull out
of Syria because you two
would be friends?
Trump:
no it's all about respect
Stephanopoulos:
so would you do that?
Trump:
first you have to become friends!
Stephanopoulos:
we're going in circles
Trump:
life is a chess game
Stephanopoulos:
Bobby Fischer 2016
Trump:
look no one cares about Syria anyway
Stephanopoulos:
you underestimated
Carly Fiorina
Trump:
she did a terrible job
and destroyed HP
Stephanopoulos:
true enough
Trump:
that broad gives me a headache
Stephanopoulos:
pretty harsh
Trump:
she's a nice woman
– although
I don't know her
Stephanopoulos:
you said you didn't
try
to get casino gambling in Florida
Trump:
no I said I never spoke
to
Bush about it personally
Stephanopoulos:
so you did try
to
build a casino Florida
Trump:
I do deals all over the world!
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming Donald
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Marco
Rubio:
nice to be here George
Stephanopoulos:
is this your
breakout
moment?
Rubio:
these early polls
don't
mean anything
Stephanopoulos:
why are
these
outsiders doing so well?
Rubio:
because normal Americans
want
to hear about the national debt
Stephanopoulos:
of course
Rubio:
Americans owe students
loans
and poor people live paycheck
to
paycheck and they hate the media
for
not focusing on the debt
Stephanopoulos:
you want to
repeal Obamacare
Rubio:
I would replace it with
refundable
tax credits for rich people
Stephanopoulos:
is Obama a Muslim?
Rubio:
it's a waste of time to
admit
Trump's base is racist
Stephanopoulos:
I gotta ask
Rubio:
poor people with little cash in
their
checking account don't what batshit
thing
Trump said this week
Stephanopoulos:
actually this week
it
was Ben Carson who said Islam
is
not Constitutional
Rubio:
[ facepalm ]
Stephanopoulos:
sorry Marco
Rubio:
Obama is a Christian and was
born
in America and now let's move on
Stephanopoulos:
what would you do in Syria?
Rubio:
Trump thinks the answer
is
to be chummy with Putin
Stephanopoulos:
I can see
those
two getting along actually
Rubio:
Putin has a plan to
make Russia powerful!
Stephanopoulos:
who said he could do that
Rubio:
Obama doesn't respect Saudi Arabia
which
is sad because they are so wonderful
Stephanopoulos:
what would you do
Rubio:
lead!
Stephanopoulos:
I see
Rubio:
Obama's airstrikes are not vibrant
Stephanopoulos:
intesting
Rubio:
Obama left a vacuum in the
middle
east which is sad because it
was
one of those cool robotic ones
Stephanopoulos:
dammit
Rubio:
we must lead!
Stephanopoulos:
you miss Senate votes
because
you're running for President
Rubio:
yes but I still do constituent services
Stephanopoulos:
well okay then
Rubio:
a lot of votes are stupid anyway
Stephanopoulos:
that sounds right
Rubio:
I'm missing votes to try to save
the
world and I'm not going to apologize for it
Stephanopoulos:
is the pope a Marxist?
Rubio:
the Pope is 100% right on Christ
Stephanopoulos:
Jesus 2016
Rubio:
but I disagree with the
Pope
on politics sometimes
Stephanopoulos:
oh really
Rubio:
so he's binding on abortion
but
wrong climate change
Stephanopoulos:
got it
Rubio:
I have no problem with the Pope
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming
Stephanopoulos:
so Terry what's happening in Havana
Moran:
thousands of Cubans have
turned
out to see the Pope! He's a
bigger
draw than One Direction
Stephanopoulos:
there's one direction – to heaven!
Moran:
this Pope has a very radical
message
of helping the poor
Stephanopoulos:
that's crazy talk
Moran:
he met with Raul Castro
– remember the
Pope helped broker
the breakthrough with America
Stephanopoulos:
oh well all know about that
Moran:
this is like when Pope John
Paul
II brought down the Berlin wall
Stephanopoulos:
that was awesome
Moran:
he told the media be a bridge for peace
Stephanopoulos:
did he say
anything about flag pins?
Moran:
Americans are getting ready
for
the Pope to come to America
Pope:
see you in America!
Moran:
he's challenging the
powers-that-be
in Cuba and America!
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