Sunday, February 21, 2010

This Week with Schwarzenegger and Ed Rendell - Feb. 21, 2010

February 21, 2010
Host: Terry Moran
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R-CA)
Gov. Ed Rendell (D-PA)
Moran: hey Governors the economy really sucks

Schwarzenegger: yah but haus sales are up and peeple are getting back to verk

Moran: Ed Pennsylvania sucks like California without the nice weather

Rendell: yes I predict things will go from spectacularly bad to merely horribly crappy

Moran: that sounds great

Rendell: thankfully Obama staved off disaster temporarily

Moran: I noticed the $200 billion jobs bill went
to $15 billion

Schwarzenegger: yah ve need to rebuilt Amerrycah

Moran: oh ok

Schwarzenegger: eff you built it zee peepel vill
come like Ike did ven he come to Ameruricah

Moran: but that was in the 50s when America
didn’t suck!

Rendell: we need jobs that can’t be outsourced

Moran: like what?

Rendell: bring back the steel industry

Moran: [ facepalm ] oh god

Rendell: no one is willing to plan beyond the
next election

Moran: let’s talk about the next election - here’s robot Mitt Romney

Romney: Employers were so scared by the stimulus they refused to hire people!

Schwarzenegger: but zen zey Republicans zey claim credit for creating jobs eets hippocrazy

Rendell: that’s well put muscle man

Schwarzenegger: da steemuloos vas gud
for gullyfornia

Rendell: Romney is a clever liar his programmer should be very proud

Moran: it may be a lie but it worked - which is the only important thing

Rendell: Obama let the GOP spin the media on the people on the effectiveness of the stimulus

Moran: what should he have done?

Rendell: should have emphasized that the stimulus helped hard-working white people!

Moran: Conservatives had a conference - wow they are so popular with crazy people!

Schwarzenegger: zey are ze party of ‘No’ but zats
ok because peeple are very angry

Moran: we should give them all guns

Schwarzenegger: yah all lessons of life zey
can be learned from de sports

Moran: of course

Schwarzenegger: but you fail sometimes and zen you succeed - for example I vaz in zat movie about a
pregnant man and zen I married a kennedy

Moran: that’s very nice Arnold but let’s talk about how Obama is a failure

Rendell: Fuck you and fuck Congressman
Pence too

Moran: We have to raise taxes and cut Medicare

Rendell: we have to raise the retirement age on those lazy old people!

Schwarzenegger: ve need da high speed rail and
da vater projects just look at zee pershians and zee romans and ze Egypt peeples

Moran: health care?

Schwarzenegger: ve must talk about fat kids

Moran: anything else?

Schwarzenegger: Dort reform!

Rendell: Republicans should have ideas
that don’t suck

Schwarzenegger: oh noes zats not gud


The Webmaster said...

Thank you. I'm sure this was much better and more accurate than the real thing!

Chris in DC said...

These are hilarious.

Tomas said...

I wish Schwarzenegger would get invited more often.