Meet The Press
November 23, 2008
Sen. Joe Lieberman
Brokaw: Obama said he wants to jump start the economy - is he FDR or Stalin??
Daley: he's not going to wait until he's sworn in - he's going to unfuck America now!
Brokaw: what about ending all trade
Daley: he's going to have a very large package
Brokaw: but will the Republican party go along?
Daley: who gives a shit?
Baker: this is very serious so i have to agree that government spending could be good
Daley: he's a lawyer who cares what he thinks?
Brokaw: will Obama not increase taxes on the super wealthy?
Baker: thank god!
Baker: everyone knows that President need competent people
Daley: except for Bush
Baker: this is only a crisis of confidence - all we need if for Bush and Obama to sit down and do something jointly to calm America the fuck down
Brokaw: like what?
Baker: like they could agree that Bush could take a 60 day vacation to Vanuatu
Brokaw: Bush leaving is his finest hour as President
Daley: hey we only have one president at a time sadly
Brokaw: dammit will Bush be defenestrated or not!!?
Baker: seriously Obama should just stage a coup - hell I'm his father's best friend and even I think it's a great idea
Brokaw: so bloodless revolution - yes or no!?!
Daley: we're mulling it over
Baker: Ok Obama named an economic team but it's not enough - he needs to seize the White House right now!!!
Daley: i dunno...
Brokaw: Criminy America can't survive 8 weeks of Stupid and the Beaker!
Baker: fuck yeah!
Brokaw: Tom Friedman demands a Revolution now!!
Daley: he's just panicking because his wife's company is losing billions
Brokaw: so is mine!!
Baker: mine too!!
[ waves pitchfork ]
Brokaw: Bailout Detroit - yes or no?
Daley: yes and no
Baker: Ronald Reagan said fuck 'em and it worked - Detroit made better cars
Brokaw: well then why are they bankrupt now?
Baker: well that's fault of the Unions and Bill Clinton
Brokaw: Hillary as Sec of State - omg!!!!
Baker: oh all of Obama's choices are good - unlike Stupid's
Brokaw: but don't you speak for Bush’s father?
Baker: dood you don't even what to know the Oedipal issues in that psycho family
Brokaw: what is the Bush family Thanksgiving like?
Baker: it makes the House of Atreus look like Brady Bunch
[ break ]
Brokaw: Welcome traitorous asshole - your president has brought us economic free fall
Lieberman: this has my jowls drooping even more than usual - i suggest a tax credit for whining
Brokaw: so what can we do?
Lieberman: Bush should show his leadership by plowing wheel barrows of money to hedge funds in Greenwich Connecticut
Brokaw: you endorsed john McCain - one of the worst candidates ever
Lieberman: i love him
Brokaw: you said you would not attack Obama and then you did exactly that
Lieberman: that is true - but i was speaking to Democrats
Brokaw: while speaking to Republicans
Lieberman: Let's not bicker about who smeared who
Brokaw: did you enjoy it when Republicans lied about Obama and called him a terrorist?
Lieberman: Oh did I mention i endorsed Obama in 2008?
Brokaw: no you didn't
Lieberman: well I wish i did
Brokaw: you said Obama was weak and naive and not ready and Palin was a great lady
Lieberman: [ smirks ]
Brokaw: were you lying at the time
Lieberman: oh that was just politics - i have no idea about that
Brokaw: you really are a supercillious disingenuous little shit aren't you?
Lieberman: God put me back in office dood
Brokaw: they took away your seat on the Environment committee
Lieberman: maybe but I kept my seat on Homeland Security so really i won
Lieberman: Obama put me back in that Committee - he knows how awesome I am
Brokaw: he keeps your balls in a jar on his desk
Brokaw: you've always been a sanctimonious dick
Lieberman: who among us have not smeared someone else in the heat of a campaign?
Brokaw: did you talk to Obama?
Lieberman: he won't take my calls
Brokaw: who did
Lieberman: Rahm called me
Brokaw: what did he say?
Lieberman: he called me a motherfucking cocksucker motherfucker
Brokaw: in the spirit of reconciliation
Brokaw: what's the future for you and McCain?
Lieberman: he will play a leadership role I am sure
Brokaw: how so?
Lieberman: by groveling
Brokaw: anything else
Lieberman: Obama is not a Democrat he's an American
Brokaw: you're a piece of work, I'll give you that
Brokaw: warble warble
[ break ]
Brokaw: What will the Market say about Obama?
Burnett: The Market loves Geithner but if Obama creates 2 million jobs that's not enough
Brokaw: Citigroup is imploding!
Erin Burnett: truly shocking
Brokaw: Should Bush resign or should Obama just seize power?
Chuck Todd: that's a tough call
Gene Robinson: is anyone else surprised that Baker is suggesting a fucking coup?
Brokaw: well why not
Todd: we need it!
Burnett: Citigroup is failing - we need a revolution now!
Brokaw: Bailout Detroit?
Ingrassia: we need to save Detroit from government red tape, unions, pensions, and exploding cars
Brokaw: how do we save Detroit?
Ingrassia: invalidate unions contracts
Brokaw: can that work?
Ingrassia: sure look at Honda they are selling cars
Brokaw: can GM be saved?
Ingrassia: yes if they can be rebooted by trashing unions
Brokaw: but they have seen the light!
Robinson: maybe - but it is very frustrating dealing with these high flying executives
Brokaw: Obama has to tell the labor unions to fuck off
Todd: oh absolutely everyone knows employees are just as responsible for failure as owners and management
Brokaw: that's what Obama and Bush should do - get together and crush the unions
Ingrassia: works for me
Brokaw: the Clintonistas are back!!
Todd: ha ha ha
Brokaw: ha ha ha
Todd: but what about Jim Jones - it's a Team of Egos
Brokaw: ha ha ha ha
Todd: it's all Drama!!
Brokaw: the Marc Rich pardon!
Robinson: Oh noes!
Brokaw: i just love reliving Clinton scandals
Robinson: President Bush approved torture
Brokaw: never heard of him
Todd: Hispanics wanted a seat at the Big Boys table
Brokaw: ha ha ha ha ha