The Chris Matthews Show - November 16, 2008
Matthews: OMG Obama is fighting a tiger i hope he has a magic rock!
Fineman: it turns out the Republicans really really suck
Burnett: Bush came out against socialism - he's only for bailouts for people who don't need it
Duffy: The Dems are relying on Durbin and Pelosi
Matthews: Rush Limbaugh is calling it The Obama Recession!!!
Duffy: I'm persuaded
Norris: George Bush is trying to save the GOP by crushing the US auto industry
Matthews: that should work
Norris: Republicans are showing their love for American by crippling the country to hurt Obama
Matthews: can America survive Bush's last 40 days?
Burnett: highly doubtful
Matthews: I'm moving to someplace safe like Iceland
Norris: fuck the Obama bailout
Matthew: will Obama come out with loud hip hop music??
Duffy: I think chicks and geese and ducks better scurry
Fineman: Obama is going to tell the cautious DC types to fuck off
Norris: Obama will sign legislation during his acceptance speech
Burnett: Wall Street is suddenly interested in massive welfare - for them
Matthews: we're all Cainesians now
Matthews: Will McCain help Obama?
Fineman: yes he is Obama's immigration bitch
Matthews: OMG young republicans like Palin, Pawlenty and Jindal will save the party!
Tweety Meter: Jindal! Jindal!
Tweety: Will Romney or Palin be elected President in 2012?
Norris: it all depends on Chris Matthews
Matthews: i love sarah palin
Burnett: she's amusing but dumb
Matthews: that usually works in politics
Matthews: who will speak for the Republican party?
Fineman: Rush Limbaugh
Tweety: will no one else oppose Obama??
Duffy: liberal bloggers
Norris: I was in a barbershop and black men are cutting off their dreadlocks, pulling up their pants and joining the army
Matthews: an investment in America!
Fineman: Clyburn is a power broker and he a centrist and black
Burnett: GM is a zombie corpse but they are selling cars overseas in China and Russia
Tweety: to the Commies!
Matthews: will Obama give McCain a cabinet position?
Norris: he has to if Obama wants to win in 2012
Fineman: Obama needs McCain in the Senate - he's sooo powerful
Duffy: he's Obama's liasion to the Rictus-American community
Duffy: Gates is willing to serve in the cabinet if Obama asks nicely