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Meet The Press
Guest: Scott McClellan
June 1, 2008
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Russert: welcome benedict arnold - Bob Dole called you a miserable creature with no courage or integrity
McClellan: i respect that old lunatic but i am indicting all of Washington
Timmeh: let me ignore all your charges and attempt to smear your character with vague charges of hypocrisy
McClellan: of course Timmster
Russert: omg you bashed Richard Clarke!!
McClellan: i got caught up in the Washington culture of smearing people with no reason just for fun
Russert: speaking of that let me attempt to trash your character
McClellan: i look forward to it Timmo
Russert: Ari Fleisher says you are weird - you seem to have a conscience
McClellan: yes i found I had one in 2007 believe me it was bizarre
Russert: no wonder the Bush administration is puzzled
Russert: you call Bush a liar -- that's very negative why would you say that??
McClellan: because it is true
Russert: what is that?
McClellan: what?
Russert: this whole “truth” thing
McClellan: it's like when something is not “false”
Russert: huh?
McClellan: you know, “reality”?
Russert: let's move on and play gotcha some more
McClellan: ok cowboy
Russert: you say Bush and all his people lied and hyped the war!!!
McClellan: they did
Russert: you say they lied about Al Qaeda and WMD and nukes
McClellan: and they did lie
Russert: but i could make the case that you were part of the propaganda machine
McClellan: i was!
Russert: but but but
McClellan: what is it Tim?
Russert: you are not fighting my gotcha game
McClellan: you are right i was part of the problem
Russert: but i got nothing else
McClellan: what's wrong Tim?
Russert: i'm a fraud!!!
[ sobs ]
Tim: it seems like a Bush is a complete moron
Scottie: at times yes
Russert: why did't you grab the President by the shoulders and shake him and "wake up motherfucker!!!"
Scottie: in retrospect i should have
Tim: you lied day after day
Scottie: because the President asked me to
Tim: well you should have stood up to him!!
McClellan: like you stood up to the head of GE and reported the truth on the war right
Russert: no fair they hold the deed to my house on Nantucket!
Tim: you misled the american people about valerie plame!
Scottie: yes i did
Tim: Rove says he used legalistic language to trick you
Scottie: oh for god's sake only a fool a Frenchman or Tim Russert could possibly believe Karl Rove
Russert: also david gregory
Scott: fine him too
Russert: but you lied to the people
Scott: no i said i asked Karl Rove if he was involved and i told the press that Karl said he was not
Russert: why use your words so carefully?
Scott: because Karl lies all the fucking time
Russert: you said that Bush is fantasist and a liar and criminal
Scott: yeah he's a right nutter
Tim: like what
Scott: he said he forgot snorting blow off Margaux Hemingway's ass at Studio 54 in 1978
Tim: is that believeable?
Scott: i sure wouldn't have forgotten it
Tim: your goodbye party was so happy
Scott: i got good at lying
Russert: will you donate $$$ to the troops
Scottie: will you donate you fancy house in Nantucket to wounded soldiers
Tim: heaven forfend that white pleather stains
Scott: thought so lapdog
Russert: what's the biggest lesson in all this
Scott: never ever ever trust Republicans not to commit crimes
Sunday, June 01, 2008
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