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60 Minutes
February 10, 2008
Steve Kroft, Katie Couric
Guests:
Sen. Barack Obama
Sen. Hillary Clinton
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Kroft: Obama people love you so why are you an underdog?
Obama: because she is Hillary Clinton - she is an institution and the Establishment and hooked into the machine
Kroft: you have 700 staffers and 600,000 volunteers
Obama: yeah we rock
Kroft: you have a nice resume but it's not presidential now is it?
Obama: no i ran harvard law review and my Senate office?
Kroft: anything really big?
Obama: this campaign jackass
Kroft: you’re just too young
Obama: I'm Google and she is Microsoft
Kroft: you hate the Clintons
Obama: the Clintons are the DC status quo
Kroft: what is different about you?
Obama: she accepts the rules of the game in DC and i don't
Kroft: you inspire people but that’s all
Obama: i used to be boring and people bitched about that
Kroft: ok dish me Iraq specifics
Obama: it's still a fucking civil war and no way should we be there for a 100 fucking years
Kroft: oh c'mon Barack it's a damm paradise
Obama: well then let's leave
Kroft: but the violence!
Obama: make up you’re fucking mind dude
Kroft: you think she can't win because she is a polarizer
Obama: undoubtedly
Kroft: but you’re weak against the Rove machine
Obama: hey i've been up against the Clinton machine
Kroft: will you bring up whitewater and monica
Obama: no i assume you will
Kroft: have u been fucked up by all this
Obama: yes i have been losing REM sleep but i play basketball to relieve stress
Kroft: well u r black
Obama: hey even i am amazed at how far i've gotten
Kroft: yeah u and everyone else mr handsome
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Couric: you told me you’re not a loser - -did u lie?
Clinton: no bitch
Couric: but tell me in you’re deepest darkest moments - you suck right
Clinton: no in my darkest moments i imagine bill fucking katie couric in the green room while i yak with matt lauer
Couric: hey that was one time
Clinton: i take vitamins, wash my hands alot and eat tons of hot peppers
Couric: jesus you’re turning into howard hughes
Clinton: I’m the wave of the future
Couric: face it - people love Obama and hate you
Clinton: well i love him too - who wouldn't - but this is serious we have big problems and people want shit done hell i had vince foster killed because he parked in my spot
Couric: do you hate Obama or love him
Clinton: i dreamed all my life of being alone with a young black man
Couric: you told him to keep his head down
Clinton: oh how i wish he had
Couric: you imply he has skeletons in his closet
Clinton: people already know all the evil shit i've done and that helps
Couric: people think that you are tough but bitchy
Clinton: hey i get shit done and piss people off
Couric: Obama says you’re a lobbyist and a DC insider
Clinton: i have ovaries and I’m a Clinton i hate Bush and all he stands for
Couric: but you supported the war
Clinton: no i didn't
Couric: oh you objected to invading in 2003?
Clinton: eh the point is i'm against it now
Couric: you're father was a son of a bitch
Clinton: no he was a motivator
Couric: like the Great Santini
Clinton: would daddy stil say you’re a looser
Couric: yes i must be a two termer
Couric: you’re high school nickname was Frigidaire
Clinton: I heard your was Easy Like Sunday Morning
Couric: what will you do if you lose
Clinton: i will be a senator from NY stupid
Couric: oh ok well thanks for coming ice queen
Clinton: takes one to know one frosty
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